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one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

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My dad tried saying “sorry to burst your bubble” but couldn’t figure the words out in time so he just said “sorry to crack your eggs”

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"I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them."

Uma Thurman (via daddyfuckedme)

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when youre listenin to music on shuffle and bangers come on 1 after another


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